Beautiful Rule-Breaking Moth

obsydianshepard:

lord of the rings: a summary

lol hobbits. lol

pemsylvania:

having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower

Anatomical representation of what having your periods feels like:
idleleaves:

18 Important Life Lessons to Learn from Knitting

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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iamthecruelone:

"How to Get the Job" — Spidey Tip #1: Pure seduction.

iamthecruelone:

"How to Get the Job" — Spidey Tip #1: Pure seduction.

Isaac is literally that puppy who destroys the house while you’re at the store getting milk because he thinks you’re never coming back
The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on ammunition so you can shoot at stuff, then wonder why your wagon is falling apart and everyone is dying of dysentery.

Malhavoc430 // Reddit (via mattchew03)

That’s it. That’s the whole government.

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