scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

kanyesianeconomics:

smokeporch:

Drama-Free

fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart:

STAHP

lets-have-awkward-sex:

mickjaggerstinytodger:

*gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods*

you can’t just thoreau your life away like that

reapersun:

letsdrawsherlock:

New Let’s Draw Sherlock Challenge: Reinterpreting Famous Works! (example art by Katzensprotte)

Ends: June 3 (just over one month)

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tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

TO BEAR ARMS